Watch Your Step

My almost two year old daughter walks up to me and says, "Poo, poo."
Indeed, she is extra stinky, 
But there's no diaper in sight!... : p

Taxation without Representation

I gave Sophia a cookie today.
Then I asked her if I could have a bite.
She said, "No."
"Just a little bite?"
"No."
I used logical, ethical, and emotional appeals to persuade her.
"No, no, no!"
For a moment I even considered issuing an executive mandate, but I didn't...

In the end, I feigned disinterest in her cookie, and she eventually set it down.
Soooo, I exercised a little taxation without representation.

Oh, yes, I did : P