Grandma Planning

Laura: (to Thalia) Someday you're going to have a baby, then I can be a grandma!
Sophia: When I'm a grandma, you'll be dead.
Laura: What?
Sophia: It's true!...

Evidently, our six-year-old has finally made peace with the thought of our mortality.

The Ninjago Way

Laura: What were you doing in there?
Sophia: I was going potty!
Laura: But what was all that pounding noise?
Sophia: I was practicing being a ninja!
....
Laura: You didn't flush!
Sophia: Sorry!

That's just the ninja way!...

Sophia's Sister Story

Sophia has started writing a tell-all memoir...