"Little" Bobby Harrison

Sophia's first boy crush, "Little" Bobby Harrison, a Youtube phenom. (Elmo doesn't count.)....
Bobby on Trumpet - Sway
(Great, he's a musician... ; )

Sweet Dreams Aren't Made of These

Me: Sweet dreams, honey.
Sophia: I will dream about poo poo.

Sharing is Caring

Sophia's playdate abruptly steals a toy from her.
Sophia runs off crying to Mama.
The friend sweetly says, "I'm sharing with Sophia."

Guess What?

Sophia: Guess what.
Laura: What.
Sophia: Ummm…
Laura: You should have something to say before saying “Guess what.”
Sophia: Guess what.
Laura: What.
Sophia: I have a present for you and Daddy...
Laura: Ooh, a present.
Me: What is it?
Sophia: I drinked it all up...

Pre-natal Phone Plan

My toddler walking around with a calculator to her ear:
Sophia: That's okay. Don't cry...
Me: Who are you talking to?
Sophia: My baby. She's crying.
Me: Where is your baby?
Sophia: She's in my belly. She's going to be born tomorrow....

Honey Ham Cold Cuts

At the grocery store looking at the cold cuts:
Me: Let's see...chicken...turkey...honey...
Sophia: Yes, Daddy?
Me: No, not you, honey. The honey ham.
Sophia: Okay, honey…

About Apples and Trees (Allegedly)

Laura's Post:

Can't get her to put this one down.
Sophia: "I like it because it's my favorite. I read it ALL up!"....