Me: Hey, Sophia, your shirt says "Daddy's little girl." Are you Daddy's little girl?
Sophia: No, it says "Mama's the Best!"
Me: It says "Daddy's little girl."
Sophia: No, it says "Mama's the Best!"
(Repeat 3x more)
Me: Look, it spells D - A - D - D - Y.
Sophia: No, it spells "Doggy."
Me: Doggy's little girl?
Sophia: Yes.
Me: Close enough....