Me: Do you want to eat some serious, I mean cereal?
Sophia: Yes, I want to eat serious.
Me: No, cereal.
Sophia: No, serious.
Me: How about toast? Do you want to eat toast?
Sophia: No, I want serious.
Me: Seriously?
Sophia: Yes.
(Sigh....She settles for Cheerios, a teaspoon of honey, and half of it on the floor : )