At GT Pie Company: a free slice of ABC pie for Pi Day, a free coffee with my customer loyalty card, a free kid's meal because they forgot to add it to my order, and a free public tantrum because we do not eat our pie until after dinner....
She and I spend quality time in the bathroom to let her wail it out. I keep barking at her to not touch the door handle because I am going potty, which makes her cry louder: "Let me open the door!"...
Laura says the whole restaurant heard us.
Seated next to us? Pastor Ted W Smith and his wife. Two tables down, celebrity Michael Moore....
