Sophia: Do you love me when I'm in time out?
Me: Of course I love you when you're in time out.
Sophia: Do you love me when I'm sleeping?
Me: Yes, I love you when you're sleeping.
Sophia: Do you love me when I'm on the potty?
Me: Yes, I love you when you're on the potty.
Sophia: Do you love me when.....
(This goes on for another three minutes while I'm shaving. But don't be fooled: She's not worried about losing my love; she's merely extending her faked toilet time to avoid bedtime....)
