Sophia: Who is Jonah?
Me: He's in the Bible.
Sophia: Who are Jonah's brothers?
Me: Oh, the Jonas Brothers? They're a singing group.
Sophia: Were Jonah's brothers jealous like Joseph's brothers?
Me: I don't know if Jonah had any brothers, but the Jonas Brothers are a singing group. They sing songs.
Sophia: Were Jonah's brothers in the whale, too?
Me: No, honey....
(Thank you, JB, for the most surreal and unnecessary conversation of my life.)
