Sophia was in a crying mood and not interested in anything Laura was offering for a snack:
S: (whining loudly) I want what Jesus said!
Laura: What?
S: I want what Jesus said!
Laura: But I don't know what Jesus said! (What did Jesus snack on? Fish, bread, grapes...?)
S: No! Cheese instead! I want some cheese instead!
Laura: Oh, some cheese instead!
How about a little more whine with that cheese?!
Friday, March 27, 2015
Wednesday, March 25, 2015
Help Wanted
Me: Will you help me carry groceries to the house?
S: No, thank you.
Me: You don't want to help me carry groceries to the house?
S: No, thank you.
Me: Why not?
S: I'm all done helping today.
Me: Really?...
(I persuaded her to carry the bread bag in. I couldn't have done it without her ; )
S: No, thank you.
Me: You don't want to help me carry groceries to the house?
S: No, thank you.
Me: Why not?
S: I'm all done helping today.
Me: Really?...
(I persuaded her to carry the bread bag in. I couldn't have done it without her ; )
Saturday, March 21, 2015
Lil' Kickstarter (Pregnancy Update)
Laura's discovered that our little belly baby kicks hardest when Laura's holding big sister Sophia in her lap. Yes, the sibling rivalry has officially kickstarted...
Friday, March 20, 2015
ALL THAT FOOD?!
Sophia looks over at the elderly stranger sitting down next to us to eat his plateful of dinner.
Amazed at the size of his meal, she mutters, "Are you going to eat all that food?!"
"Are you going to eat all that food!"
"What's that you say?" He looks to me for help understanding her.
I'm slightly embarrassed by Sophia's innocent rudeness and because I now have to repeat her comment loud enough for him and others to hear.
"She wants to know if you're planning to eat all of that."
"Oh. Well, I think I can manage."
"How can he eat all that food? That's a lot of food!"
"He must have been working really hard today, honey."
"Yes, that's true. I have been working hard today," the old man says.
He asks for her name, and we then have a pleasant conversation about his European heritage and how his German mother-in-law was named Sophia, too, but she went by Sophie.
Wednesday, March 18, 2015
Chocolate Tastes Best When It's Shared
Sophia earned a chocolate coin for good behavior today:
S: Yummy! Chocolate!
Me: Can I have a bite of your chocolate?
S: Umm, just a little tiny piece of chocolate.
Me: Ok. (I reach my hand out, but she quickly stuffs the whole chocolate coin into her mouth.) Hey! What happened to my little, tiny piece?!
S: Get your own!
Me: What? You ate it all! Didn't I teach you that chocolate tastes best when it's shared?
S: Yum...
(I would get upset at her for not sharing, but I haven't been all that forthright about how much chocolate her mommy and I have guiltlessly consumed over the years without her help ; )
S: Yummy! Chocolate!
Me: Can I have a bite of your chocolate?
S: Umm, just a little tiny piece of chocolate.
Me: Ok. (I reach my hand out, but she quickly stuffs the whole chocolate coin into her mouth.) Hey! What happened to my little, tiny piece?!
S: Get your own!
Me: What? You ate it all! Didn't I teach you that chocolate tastes best when it's shared?
S: Yum...
(I would get upset at her for not sharing, but I haven't been all that forthright about how much chocolate her mommy and I have guiltlessly consumed over the years without her help ; )
Friday, March 13, 2015
Magic Doesn't Work
Laura: Sophia, go help Daddy get ready to go.
Sophia: I can't because I'm wearing magic leggings!...
Right. What's the point of magic if you have to break a sweat?
Sophia: I can't because I'm wearing magic leggings!...
Right. What's the point of magic if you have to break a sweat?
Thursday, March 12, 2015
The Big Yawn
Sophia yawns on the way to the car this morning:
S: That was a big, Big, BIG Yawn!
Me: Yawn?
S: Yes, it almost lasted forever!...
S: That was a big, Big, BIG Yawn!
Me: Yawn?
S: Yes, it almost lasted forever!...
Tuesday, March 10, 2015
Feed the Bird
Sophia wakes me up earlier than the sun
can overcome his own snooze button.
I struggle to withstand
her chirpy disposition.
The birds aren't even up this early!
But I get up because it's only a jolly holiday
when she is happier more than she's hungry.
can overcome his own snooze button.
I struggle to withstand
her chirpy disposition.
The birds aren't even up this early!
But I get up because it's only a jolly holiday
when she is happier more than she's hungry.
Saturday, March 7, 2015
Fire Breathing Tigers
Sophia: Tigey's sick.
Laura: What's wrong with her?
Sophia: She has bad breath. I took her to the doctor, and she was breathing fire. I gave her medicine. She's better now.
(That's a relief. Our condo association doesn't allow fire breathing tigers on the premises.)
Laura: What's wrong with her?
Sophia: She has bad breath. I took her to the doctor, and she was breathing fire. I gave her medicine. She's better now.
(That's a relief. Our condo association doesn't allow fire breathing tigers on the premises.)
Friday, March 6, 2015
Sophia's First Kiss (And Tell)
Laura: Sophia was kissed by a boy today.
Me: Oh?
Laura: He's cute.
S: He kissed me!
Me: Why was he kissing you?
S: Because he wanted to say goodbye.
Me: Did you kiss him goodbye?
S: Yes.
Me: Maybe next time you should just give him a hug.
S: No, I want to give him a kiss.
Me: Is he older than you?
S: No, I think he's three...
Well, I think this cute kid needs to cool down his jets and get a job...
Me: Oh?
Laura: He's cute.
S: He kissed me!
Me: Why was he kissing you?
S: Because he wanted to say goodbye.
Me: Did you kiss him goodbye?
S: Yes.
Me: Maybe next time you should just give him a hug.
S: No, I want to give him a kiss.
Me: Is he older than you?
S: No, I think he's three...
Well, I think this cute kid needs to cool down his jets and get a job...
Sunday, March 1, 2015
Angry Birdy
Sophia pauses in the middle of a tantrum in the backseat of the car:
S: Mama, is my face red?
Laura: No.
S: But people who cry have red faces!
Laura: Are you going to cry to make your face red?
S: Yes! (continues tantrumming...)
(sigh)
S: Mama, is my face red?
Laura: No.
S: But people who cry have red faces!
Laura: Are you going to cry to make your face red?
S: Yes! (continues tantrumming...)
(sigh)
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