Laura: Sophia was kissed by a boy today.
Me: Oh?
Laura: He's cute.
S: He kissed me!
Me: Why was he kissing you?
S: Because he wanted to say goodbye.
Me: Did you kiss him goodbye?
S: Yes.
Me: Maybe next time you should just give him a hug.
S: No, I want to give him a kiss.
Me: Is he older than you?
S: No, I think he's three...
Well, I think this cute kid needs to cool down his jets and get a job...
