Sophia came home from the library today very excited to show me her superhero comic books for younger readers that she personally selected. I gladly sat her up on my lap so we could together fight crime in the DC Comics universe:
S: Mama! Daddy's going to read to me about super heroes!
Me: Batman and Superman...
S: ...and Wonder Woman!
Laura: (eyes rolling) I don't know why I let her get those books.
Me: Because they're awesome!
Laura: Daddy used to like Wonder Woman.
Me: Shhhh, don't tell her that! Mommy is my Wonder Woman.
S: No, she's not. Wonder Woman has the lasso of truth!...