Monsters Eating Toes!

A couple of nights ago, I had mentioned to Sophia that sticking her toes out of the end of her sheets might help her fall asleep quicker. She really liked the idea, but tonight she is having second thoughts about leaving her toes exposed:

S: Daddy, I'm scared of monsters!

Me: Monsters aren't real, honey.

S: But what if they are real?

Me: They're not real, honey. Monsters are just pretend. You don't need to worry about that when you're sleeping. Mommy and Daddy are home.

S: But what if there is a movie called Monsters Eating Toes, and I see the movie, and then the monsters eat all of my toes?

Me: I wouldn't spend money on a movie like that if I were you...