Thursday, October 22, 2015

An Inappropriate Dream

S: Do you want to hear about my dream?
Laura: Yes.
S: I can't tell you because it's inappropriate.
Laura: (loud laughter)
S: (telling the dream anyway) Once upon a time there was a horse, and he had panties.
Laura: (more laughter...)
Me: Was that a real dream, or did you just make that up?
S: Just a pretend dream.