S: Daddy, I licked the toilet!
Me: What?
S: I licked the toilet.
Me: Why! On purpose or on accident?
S: I didn't want to lick it. I was trying really hard not to.
Me: How did you lick the toilet?
S: I don't know.
Me: (sigh) Uhh, just eat your breakfast, please, and don't lick the toilet anymore.
S: OK...
