S: My friend told me that when I'm ten I can have a boyfriend.
Laura: Ten is too young to have a boyfriend. Maybe when you're twenty-one when you're done with college.
S: No, my friend said when I'm ten I can have a boyfriend.
Laura: Well, Mommy and Daddy aren't going to let you have a boyfriend when you're ten.
S: I'll keep it a secret...
oh boy...