Saturday, February 4, 2017

The No! Trap

S: Do you like when people say no to you?
Laura: No. I don't really like that.
S: Do you like when people say no to you?
Pat: No, I don't like that.
S: Do you like when people say no to you?
Me: (sensing a trap) Well, I don't prefer it.
S: (staring me down with gotcha' eyes) Then why do you like to say no to me?
Me: Well, I don't prefer it! I prefer to say yes to you!
S: (with a slow nod and a shaming look) Then why do you like to say no to me?...

Haha! I knew it was a trap!