S: Daddy, I'm really, really mad right now.
Me: You are?
S: Yes, I'm really mad.
Me: How come you're so mad?
S: I don't even know!
Me: Then how come you're smiling?
S: I'm mad on the inside, not the outside.
Me: Eat your pancakes. Maybe that will help.
S: No, it's not helping. I'm still mad...
The next day at lunch:
Me: Why do you look so sad?
S: I'm not sad. I'm happy.
Me: But you look sad.
S: I look sad on the outside, but I'm happy on the inside!
I never know what's up or what's down with this girl!...
