Sophia: "I watched TWO Strawberry Shortcake episodes today!"
Me: (groan)
Sophia: "No, Mama. We learned a lesson."
Me: (skeptical teacher stare) "Yes?"
Sophia: "I leaned you shouldn't treat...
Me: (hopeful) "People badly?"
Sophia: "No! You shouldn't treat rockstars like rockstars all the time because they get tired of all the people all the time!"
Me: (palm to forehead)
