Me: I'm sorry about that. I really thought they were for me.
Sophia: No, Daddy!
Me: Mommy said she had bought a treat for me. I thought that was my treat.
Sophia: No! They were special chocolates just for my teacher! Don't eat them this time. Okay?!
Me: Yes, I got it. I must be sure to eat the special chocolates.
Sophia: Daddy! No! Don't eat the chocolates!
Me: Right. Don't not eat the special chocolates.
Sophia: DADDY!
Me: Okay, okay. I'll behave....
(She must be a really special teacher. Those were some tasty chocolates. I should know : )