A traumatic moment in my child's life....

S: I was playing pretend house in my room with my pretend friends, but now I can't find them. I looked for my pretend friends, and I don't see them anywhere. Have you seen them?
Me: I don't think so. How many are there?
S: I don't know. They're pretend.
(Anyone have a pretend phone number for a pretend therapist?)