Me: Yes, you are going poo poo by yourself. Did you know that poo poo is also called feces?
Sophia: Hahaha! Feces? Why, feces? I never heard that word before!
Me: Yes, some people call it that. Do you know what Spanish people call poo poo? Caca.
Sophia: Hahaha! Caca! Hahaha! No, they don't!
Me: Yes, they do! Caca!
Sophia: Caca! Hahaha....
(Yes, I know, I know. I'll soon regret this conversation...)
