Sophia: Daddy! Why are you sleeping on the couch?!
Me: (groggily) Ugh...um...morning, honey.
Sophia: Why are you sleeping on the couch?!
Me: I was working late, and I took a nap and didn't wake up to go to bed.
Sophia: (climbing up on me) But dogs sleep on the couch! You're not a dog!....
(Then why do I feel like barking at you right now? ; )
