My wife and daughter get back from their trip to the mall:
Sophia: Guess what I have in my bag!
Me: Give me a hint.
Sophia: It's a baby!
Laura: That's not a hint! Let Daddy guess what's in the bag. Give him a clue like, "It needs a diaper change" or "It likes to cry."
Me: So what's your hint?
Sophia: It's a baby!....