Sophia: Daddy! Daddy!
Me: (silence)
Sophia: Daddy?
Me: (silence)
Sophia: This is unworkable...unworkable.
Me: (silence)
Sophia: Daddy, it's time to wake up!
Me: (silence)
Sophia: Are you up?
Me: Yes....
(When I say yes, I mean no, but three year olds don't believe in Saturday mornings in bed....)
