While helping Sophia remove her jacket:
Sophia: Ow! You hurt me!
Me: I did?
Sophia: You hurt me, Daddy!
Me: What happened? Did I scratch you? I didn't feel anything!
Sophia: (pointing at me) You did it! I'm hurting because of you!
Me: I'm sorry, honey. It was an accident.
Sophia: Oh.
Me: Do you forgive me?
Sophia: Yes.
(And just like that, she walked away sunny and sweet again. Never mind that I was left standing dumbstruck by her swift and fierce outburst....)