Melting Naughty Daddies

Laura's Post:

Me: What were you doing in the bath?
S: I melted a naughty daddy.
Me: We don't melt daddies.
S: I was a mummy. He was a naughty daddy who didn't want to be married to me anymore. He wanted to be with another mummy. So I poured water on him and melted him. (Big grin)

Yes, we have just read The Wizard of Oz.
Little boys, BEWARE.