Me: We think we have a good baby name, but we don't want to commit just yet. We especially don't want You-Know-Who to know because she would tell everybody.
Sophia: Tell me the name, Daddy!
Me: I don't think so, honey. You might tell everyone! We want to keep it a surprise.
Sophia: I won't tell everyone!
Me: But we want to keep it a surprise.
Sophia: Tell me!...
I whisper "Pumpkin Pie" into her ear. Her eyes light up like a spark plug, and she instantly shouts out, "It's Pumpkin Pie! Daddy told me the baby's name is Pumpkin Pie!"
Me: It took her less than a second!...It's supposed to be a surprise! (Sheesh.)
