Saturday, August 16, 2014

A Wedding Announcement

At a wedding reception, I quietly lean over and whisper to my wife that I am going to use the restroom and I'll be right back:

Me: (whispering) Sophia, do you want to come with me?
Sophia: Yes.

As we walk past the head table, Sophia loudly broadcasts to the wedding party: 

"My daddy has to go to the bathroom!...My daddy has to go to the bathroom!"....