Me: Ok, I'll be quiet.
Sophia: (picking up her pocket Gideon Bible from off the couch) I'm going to look for "quietly" in my Bible.
She holds it open and upside down, with a finger underlining the text, she begins chanting softly: "Quietly, quietly, quietly, quietly, quietly, quietly...."
Me: (whispering) Ok, I got it, Sophia.
Sophia: When it's quiet, humans have to yawn because they're human and it's quiet....
(Somehow I don't think she'd make a very quiet Trappist nun anytime soon...)
