Sophia: Do you like spicy?
Me: Yes, I like spicy.
Sophia: Do you like spicy because you're a man?
Me: Well, no...
Sophia: Yes! Yes, you're a man! You are a man!
Me: Yes, I know I'm a man, but some men don't like spicy, and women can like spicy, too, honey.
Sophia: Oh.
(Although, I have to admit, I do feel manlier with hot sauce ; )
