Laura's Post:
"And on the seventh day God became frustrated and dissatisfied with his work which he had made; and he refused to rest on the seventh day from all his infuriating and disappointing work which he had made.And God blessed the seventh day with screaming and shouting, and sanctified it with flailing, crying, headbanging and scratching: because that in it he had refused to rest from all his work which God created and made.
Mercifully there was evening, and there was Monday morning—a preschool day!"
(Lately, Sophia has taken to keeping this kind of Sabbath with strict devotion. Oy vey.)