S: It's the Queen's birthday?
Me: Yes, she's 90 years old now. Did you know that she's Mama's queen because Mama is British?
S: Yes.
Me: Did you know that she's your Queen, too, because you have British citizenship?
S: She's my queen?
Me: Yes, but she's not my queen because I'm American, and I don't have British citizenship.
S: Yes, I'm British because I can speak British. (affecting a Peppa Pig accent) Hullo, Papa!
Me: Hullo!...
