Me: I have to clean the bathroom next.
S: Good, because it's a pigsty! It's so gross! I can't stand it!
Me: A pigsty? Honey, your room has been a pigsty until you cleaned it today. How can you stand that!
S: I don't think my room is a pigsty. I like to pretend it's my treasure, and I am sleeping in a treasure room.
Me: Haha, I see. Like a dragon's lair or a pirate's cave, and you're surrounded by treasure?
S: Yes, like a pirate's cave, and I'm a genie...
Well, Genie, grant me a wish, please, and tidy up a bit more!
