S: Daddy, will I have hair on my legs someday?
Me: Yes.
S: But I don't want hair on my legs!
Me: Why not? It looks great and keeps you warm and it feels kind of fuzzy.
S: Nooooooo! I don't want to be a man!
Me: Honey, it's normal for women to have hair on their legs....
S: I still don't want hair on my legs.
Me: Did you know that some women don't have hairy legs?...
S: They don't? Maybe I won't have hair on my legs.
Me: You probably will.
S: Noooooo!....