Sophia: I'm afraid of goats. What are you afraid of?
Laura: I'm afraid of heights.
Sophia: I'm also afraid of clowns. What are you afraid of, Daddy?
Me: (under my breath) I'm afraid of the dark abyss that comes after death.
Sophia: I can't hear you.
Laura: Daddy's being inappropriate.
Sophia: What are you afraid of?
Me: I'm afraid of getting Mommy angry, haha...
