Surreal conversation at breakfast:
S: Mama, you know that man on the TV, Bernie?
Me: Yes.
S: The purple one.
Me: Purple one?
S: The one who comes from the kids' imaginations.
Me: Ummm.
S: He's a dinosaur.
Me: I wouldn't say that...Oh! You mean BARNEY.
S: Yes, Bernie. He lives with two other dinosaurs. They sing.
