S: We reading Farmer Boy.
Laura: I haven't read Farmer Boy.
S: Did you know that Laura [Ingalls] marries the farmer boy when they grow up.
Me: The farmer boy's name is Almanzo. He's a nice boy and a really hard worker who works in the barn a lot with the animals.
Laura: I want you to grow up some day and marry a nice boy who's a really hard worker.
S: I don't know any hard workers.
Laura: Daddy's a hard worker!
S: But I can't marry Daddy. He's already married to you.
Laura: Maybe some day Daddy will find a nice boy for you to marry. Right, Daddy?
Me: Don't put that kind of pressure on me right now!...
